amydentata
@amydentata

my first fortress has a decent tavern, and now EVERY FREAKIN BARD IN THE REALM wants to come here to entertain. so many petitions. now i have to turn the rest down


namelessWrench
@namelessWrench

Urist McPartydwarf is cut off for puking on the engravings


amydentata
@amydentata

on the bright side, monsters are killing off the human bards



Clemency
@Clemency

Tom Lehrer (Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, New Math, The Elements), has put all of his songs online, MADE ALL OF THEM PUBLIC DOMAIN, and free to download. THIS INCLUDES BOTH RECORDINGS AND SHEET MUSIC.

"Help yourselves, and don't send me any money," he says. The site will not be active very long. Go, go, go!!